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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

SCHOOL RULES

There are two rules which are stated under the
"serious mistakes" section
in school rules, (S*b*)

- Uttering any porno words
(Mengeluarkan kata- kata lucah)
page 22
- Changing your sexuality
(Menjadi Pondan)
page 21

These two rules really made me howl with laughter.
Are them a humorous anecdote?
What is wrong with the saying porno words?
What if someone says filthy language such as F***.
Is that counted as porno?
And the changing sexuality is even funnier.
Sounds like a sexual discrimination.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

TAN SHI YUN

"No man is an island"
It means that we cannot live without friends.
We need friends in happiness or even in sadness.
The same thing goes for me too.

I have few best friends yet there is the only one best friend of mine that we have known each other for 11 years.
Obviously that she is Tan Shi Yun! hahas

Shi Yun and I knew each other since we were in Primary One.
She is 18 years old the same age as me of course.
She is a golden hearted,amiable and cultivated girl.
She is very cute, pretty and has a bewitching grin.
If I were a boy, i will definitely infatuate with her
(both appearance and personality)

I still remember that during Primary One,
she asked my mom not to come to school during recess because she can accompany me.
How sweet of you Shi Yun!!! =P
She even helped me to scold those boys who laughed at me for some reasons.
Such a gutsy girl~~~
She has been inspirational to me all these years and always spurs me to do better in my life.
She is rightly considered as my pillar of strength!!!
( Thanks alot Shi Yun!!! )
I'm really glad that i could meet her and have a sweet sweet friend like her!!!!
Wish that our friendship will be immortal until the end of my life.
Lols.
Love you alot!!
"Smoochies"
MuacksszzZ!!!!



When we were 16 years old. =)


When we were in Form 5.



And the latest us.

P/S: I do really feel happy to have you as my best friend!!!
Hope that you will not forget us when you go to Sunway.
(I mean I hope that our relationship will be still that secure)

MONEY

Money is not everything yet everything needs money!!!

In this era, money is decidedly indispensable to us...

Tuition fees,
School fees,
Books,
Living expenses,
None of above does not need money...

Why tree does not grow money?!!

And who the hell that created money???
I really cannot conceive how are we going to live without money...

In conclusion, money is utterly essential!!!!!!
I really wish that i could be a millionaire or just marry to a millionaire!!!!!
Then I will have a carefree life ever...

Saturday, June 20, 2009

MONKEY

This afternoon, the bloody hell hideous asshole monkey came to my house.
Fortunately that when it was trying to pull my kitten Pok Pok 's tail and torture it,
we reached home in the nick of time.

He promptly ran up to the roof.
This moron really made me had a grudge againts monkey!!!
Really brainless...
I have not seen such an aggressive monkey before...
And the funniest thing was,
no one noticed that my another kitten was hiding inside the flowerpot!!!!
Because its fur colour is resemble to the soil, dirt or even clay.
It is almost the same as the animal camouflage,
could blend in with its environment so that the others might overlook them.
I think i should named it bin sek mao.
hahahas...

And if i see this monkey, I swear i will not slaugther but neuter it!!!!!!
Make it howls in pain and suffer in the agony of the "bapok world!!!


Pok Pok a.K.a Hak mAo

Pok Pok aNd Bin sEk mAo XD

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

MORON

According to Collins Cobuild Dictionary,
moron refer to someone that is very stupid.

Here is an example of a moron, *** ***
***** is
immensely,
tremendously,
enormously,
utterly
a genuine moron that i have not seen ever.

He could shatter a girl's heart into thousand of pieces but not try to appreatiate her at all.
He could bear to see the girl's tears welling up in her eyes but not try to comfort or even care about her.
Therefore, here are some advices for the girls.
Please don't judge a man by his appearance.
He looks dumb and seems like a Mr.Nice but in fact he is not!!!
Therefore, Becareful whenever you are choosing a boyfriend!!!
Don't let a morron like him to ruin your life!!!

15 MINUTES

Enraged?
Flew into rage?
In a fury?
Furious?

It was not the time for the meeting yet.
It was still another 15minutes to go.
And we were still confused whether to join or not to join ****
So we were discussing it outside the class room.
Suddenly someone shouted at us.
He reprimanded us for making him to wait for us for 15minutes???
What the heck??????
Dude!!!!
The meeting will be started promptly at 2.50p.m!!!
And it was not 2.50p.m yet??
Look at your watch properly!!!
It was only 2.30p.m.
And there was still 20 minutes to go???
Why the hell you scolded us for wasted your 15minutes???
Are you using a faulty watch or what???
What a balderdash...
You had made us immensely moody and ruined our day!!!!!!!!
Thank you so much...

Sunday, June 7, 2009

SICK

Dizzy
Nauseated
Lacked of appetite
Body ache
Lethargic

Conclusion= God bless me...

Friday, June 5, 2009

5TH OF JUNE

HaPPY biRthDaY to you~
HaPPY biRthDaY to you~~
HaPPY biRthDaY to Ker Lee
HaPPY biRthDaY to you~~~!!! <3
HaPPY biRthDaY to my Honey Curly( Ker Lee) ~!!!

muAcKsSSSS
<3 ~!!!!!!!!
Finally 18 years old already~!!!
You can watch 18sx, 18sg and18pl movie already~LOL


Honey~ muAcksSSs

cHocoLate Cake~

Monday, June 1, 2009

MR.MCD


Main character= Mr.Mcd
Located at Megamall.
It happened on last thursday.
When we were loitering at the mall we saw this!!!
Where was Mr.Mcd hand pointing at???
Was he helping the next shop to promote??
Utterly Lame~!!
Hahaha
LOL.